glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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