white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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