i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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