does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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