That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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