Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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