Who wears a wallet chain?!
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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