Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
