Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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