We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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