Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
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