Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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