so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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