Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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