I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
