did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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