can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
If I die, sorry about rent.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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