First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
3pm strippers are depressing
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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