i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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