If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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