What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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