end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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