I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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