What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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