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(604): View more from British Columbia

a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?

(604): View more from British Columbia

unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Five things that make you perfect. Go.

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The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.

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(432): View more from Texas

I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!

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