I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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