Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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