I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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