is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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