sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
