Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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