hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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