North Korea, Best Korea!
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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