I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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