So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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