She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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