she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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