She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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