He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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