she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Randomize
