check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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