and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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