how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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