That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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