i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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