So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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