I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
that is very illegal...i love you.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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