just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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