WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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