Kiss
Puke
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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