bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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