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Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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