At least make sure they are 18
Why
I think my fart just growled at me.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
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