would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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