Me too!
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Boobs are out for the taking
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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