So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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