Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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