We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
